If you mean, as it sounds, that he's cancelled the weekend to view a hockey game, I suggest the following: acquire one pair of ice skates, one hockey puck, and one hockey stick, preferably an old and splintery one discarded at a local rink. After the game, entice him back to your place with promises of indescribable delights. Whisper promises of tickling and tenderness while firmly securing him to the bed, floor, or whatever is handy. Excuse yourself to "slip into something more comfortable". While he is conjuring up visions of stiletto heels and tight leather, put the skates on, heft stick and puck, and emerge. The final steps I leave to your imagination.
I grew up playing hockey, and I love the game, but that is way over the top. Except maybe for a playoff game.... |
