Private message re-posted by permission. . . .
Rande,
I apologize in advance for this PM, but with the serious nature of money and its accumulation, I thought it wise to interject a brief flash of humor.
My wedding day is this Saturday, so I thought it best to sum my feelings for this wonderful woman (who has held me in SAM for ten months) into the prose below.
Thank you again for all the stock advice. Through my searches here and everywhere, I have found your honesty and integrity to have no equal.
I bought here some PRFM and a silky stuffed BEAR. Every time I SEEK her attentions IFLY along the sun's outstretched arms, float through a
GRDN of bustling ripe berries and pluck the VERI sweetest offering.
The NITE she said yes I felt so APII that I RAN into the forest and ROMT through the brush, paying no mind to the insistent brush leaving scrapes on my ELBOs. I was so COHT up in the moment that I never knew the sun was LOEH. I returned HOME with my cheeks ROSI from my efforts, my Cheshire GRIN so proud it made my JAWZ ache. With her arms as my comfort, I said I would NAVR leave her side, that men may be able to split ATMS but they would never break the bond we share. I told her I would give the DFAX about everything, and she whispered in my ear that I was TMAN.
So ends the condensed SAGA of our celebrations. It's time NOW to PAX for our trip EAST to Yosemite, where we will be married in the small chapel surrounded by majestic rock walls that no investor could short any lower (not even A@P).
Ah, being in love is such an ARTT!
Thanks for your patience. I don't recall when you said your anniversary was, but an early congratulations nonetheless.
Wes
P.S. Notice I avoided yelling out YHOO! as that was too obvious.
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