ROFLMAO!!!!
Ok, while this was possibly one of the only "non-fiction" things on those links...
"I could have gotten Julia or Sandra or even Madonna," said Pitt, who will play the Humphrey Bogart role of Rick, "but E'Lane smolders like wet dynamite!"
This has to be the best! <gg>
Gates: 'I Don't Make a Move without Moosie'
Microsoft's Bill Gates revealed in a press conference yesterday that his best business decisions came after clandestine meetings with an adviser whose existence has been kept secret until now.
"I would have lost my shirt a dozen times if it weren't for Moosie," Gates said. " is my brain, my conscience, my heart. It's high time the world found out about ."
According to Gates, Moosie persuaded him to name Microsoft's graphical interface "Windows" rather than "Picture Thingys." Moosie also quietly polished Gates' public image by introducing him to the concept of matching socks.
"Chairman Bill is a generous genius," said Moosie, a highly respected Dodging cars, vans and trucks in Northern, America. "We get together over a cherry Coke every so often, but I'm no Wizard of Oz to his Tin Man. We just kick ideas around."
Little is known about Moosie's private life. Neighbors say Moosie is polite but quiet and keeps the shades drawn day and night.
"I really am just trying to be considerate," Moosie said. "I don't think my neighbors want to see me parading around in my large furry blanket."
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Way to go, Moosie! LOL...I'd like to see you parading around in your large furry blanket! <vbg>
STILL laughin'!
E!...smoldering like wet dynamite! <ggg> (Thanks, Jack!) |
