I'm almost sorry I'm not posting to gator anymore. I came across the following post which was SO TOTALLY appropriate to him. Almost worth breaking my resolution to post it to him. But since I criticize him for lying on the thread, I'll stay true to my word and give him an example to try to live up to.
But you are welcome to use any of this for him if you decide to keep posting stuff to him.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet you couldn't
pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that
won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of
unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon
finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish
beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and
disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing,
inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your
tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a
circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You
are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile
one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless
base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser.
You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry
pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I
feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated
by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't
have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about
unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has
an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world
who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never
read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right".
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social
struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. |
