OT
Everybody lighten up! Enjoy the joke of the day. No flames, please.
A Pope and an analyst died and were met by St. Peter at the gates of heaven. After processing the necessary paperwork, St. Peter instructed a few angels to take care of their accommodations and get them settled into a life hereafter.
A few days later, the Pope ran into St. Peter:
"St. Peter, may have a moment of your time?"
"Sure, your holiness. What can I do for you?"
"Well, you may recall that when I met you at the gates of heaven, there was also an analyst with me. "
"Ah, yes, that was an unforgettable moment…"
"Well, is it possible that our accommodations were reversed?"
"Oh, how so? Is there a problem with your room?"
"Well, not exactly. The view is just heavenly and angelic CD's so prayerful… but the analyst has a suite of rooms, a fully stocked liquor cabinet, catered room service, and a choir of angles that sing just for him…"
"And…?"
"Well, St. Peter, I was a Pope! He was just an analyst!"
"Your Holiness, there wasn't any mistake. We have dozens of Popes up here! We've got only one analyst!"
Best regards and Catholic too,
Mark A. Peterson
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