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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!
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To: Grainne who wrote (31723)2/25/1999 7:01:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett  Read Replies (2) of 108807
 
>>"Well, thank you for the happy birthday wishes. I have gone around the sun fifty times now, and I can feel every revolution, for sure. Do any of the women here want to talk about turning fifty? It does seem like a very major transition. I also wonder if it is as much of a milestone for the men. I feel a little better today having survived the event--I was too depressed last night.............."<<

Let's face it Christine, you have one foot in the grave and the other on a wheelchair. You're finished, washed up, dried up, wrinkled up, and over the hill. Teenagers will think of you as an old hag and you will become invisible to them as you have probably already noticed when going through the checkout at the grocery store. The best part of your life is over, it's all down hill from here. You have reached the point where you begin to notice yourself becoming dumber and dumber every day. In a couple of years you will no longer be able to operate your VCR.

Your hearing and eyesight will get worse and worse and the wrinkles deeper and deeper. The varicose veins will grow as fast as rhubarb. The aches and pains will occur more frequently and your doctor will become your best friend. Your hair will become thinner and you'll wonder if you are going bald. Having a bowel movement will become the most important event of the day. Your triceps will turn into marble bags and your peds will become a beach ball. Stiff hairs will start growing out of your ears and dark brown moles will sprout on your nose.

Other than that I hope you had a.....

Happy Birthday,
Jim
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