LIFE LONG SEX
ORAL SEX
How often should I plan to have sex? The young bridegroom asked his
grandfather on his wedding night.
Grandpa said, When you're first married, you want it all the time,
Maybe several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers and you have it maybe once a week or so. Then,
as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get
really
old, you are lucky to have it once a year maybe on your anniversary.
Well, how about you and grandma now? The younger man asked. Grandpa
replied, Oh, we just have oral sex now. What's oral sex?
Well, said Grandpa, She goes to bed in her bedroom, I go to bed in my
bedroom. She yells, F*CK YOU, and I holler back, F*CK YOU,TOO.
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