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To: Trevor R. Teed who wrote (581)	2/26/1999 10:15:00 AM
From: Trevor R. Teed	Read Replies (1) of 597

Hi Folks: I have one more. A dusty, ragged prospector leaped into a saloon through the bat wing doors. He pumped his fist in the air, kicked his heels together and yelled " yahoooo!!!!. I'll have a whiskey, around for the house and one for yourself bartender!". The barkeep obliged, he drank a quick shot approached the prospector and said " that will be $215.00". The prospector said "i'm broke". The bartender hauled the prospector out back, kicked the snot out of him and left him laying in the dust. The following day the bruised and battered prospector again entered the saloon and repeated the order of the previous day. The bartender, thinking no one could be silly enough to endure a second beating, obliged. The result was the same as the previous day, the prospector was broke. Again the barkeep haled the prospector out back and severely pounded the crap out of the poor fellow. On the third day the prospector returned to the saloon in his usual jubilant manner and ordered " whiskey for me and a round for the house". The exasperated barkeep quickly asked " what about me, where is my drink?" The prospector leaned against the bar and he responded "to hell with you! You get too rough when you drink!". Trevor

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