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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6498)2/26/1999 3:33:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (2) of 12754
 
To All: Another letter from Sherry

Dear Druss

I had a rough time last night. The hotel had a BBQ on the beach last night. A lot of the food was really good, but I was trying everything they had and I ran into a food that tasted like chicken but there weren't any bones, at least where you would find them in a chicken. So I asked the guy running the BBQ what it was and he said it was iguana. I got a funny feeling about that but then he started telling me about this giant iguana he had caught near the hotel and I just felt sick. It was Iguanasaur.
I sat down and just felt so awful, these foreigners, they eat anything and they had killed a wonderful lizard. I felt a little better when I thought about it some because I knew I had nothing to do with his being killed and I didn't know it was Igaunasaur when I started eating him. I guess it was kind of inevitable, I mean anything that only eats fruit and leaves and won't even eat a dead worm has got to know it is pretty far down on the food chain, and with these foreigners running around he had to know it was coming. I realized then that since it was inevitable that Iguanasaur would probably prefer that a friend was eating him and not one of these foreign lizard killers. So I polished him off.
Love and Kisses XXXXX
Sad Sherry
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