In old Mexico, the same Texan that visited Canada, travel south and rented a taxi to get to know the land of the sombreros and siestas, in his eternal attempt to bore the natives with the fact that back home in Dallas[nalgas], everything was greater, larger and grosser <g>, he finally succeeded in exasperating this old taxi driver.
At this time, they were driving in the outskirts of town where the big Magueyes form the dividing walls between vecinos...
Surprised, the Texan asked Gumercindo, (that's the driver), Hey what the hell is that ?
So Gumer simply said... oh señor, those are the baby artichokes we grow around here.....<g>
. It is a common belief in their culture that the USofA is a land of Wayne Newtons and slot machines, as they only ever visit Reno and Las Vegas. They think the Grand Canyon was dug to drain the place.
I guess folk wisdom is a never ending source of awe... <g>
Sometimes is good to tell the ones that suffer paranoia, that the Grand Canyon was designed by the border Patrol so no more illegales can get past into the northern states. They are perfectly willing to accept the loss of California and Nevada so no more "mojados" invade them, since they assume that New Mexico was lost to old Mexico in a forgotten battle, and Texas is just a buffer, like "no-man's land".
Whereas we in our sabiduría understand that Nevada exists to provide registration for non-reporting bulletin board paper, ¿verdad?
Indeed, but don't forget that Nevada fulfills yet another purpose so las putas can operate openly, bringing revenue to the state, and by coincidence, provide a sample of hell, (and sometimes of pleasure), to the likes of Jerry Falwell, twinky wynky operators....
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Did you know....?
That since they fenced, (with barbed wire at the top), large sections of the border betwen los gringos y los mexicanos, there are no more "wetbacks"..... they are now, "scratched arses" <g>
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