Sweetheart, I am not going to troll for this cockamamie thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And why the hell *not*????? You figure that your "gift" is something that shouldn't be shared with as many, for as much, and as often as possible????? You prudish thing you! Baliff, bite this woman on the tush and send her on her "dignified" way!
Besides, Neenny and I are about to start our St. Patrick's Day thread. You should be off researching neat stuff to get our thread to the top of the hot list, not trying to siphon off our loyal supporters.
My Dearest virtual libertarian mistress.... have you not learned *anything* over the years?????? The male of the species is an opportunistic, predatory, ungrateful penis toting cowboy who *never* thanks those responsible for his successes in life! (but who can also unfortunately be led around by his "firearm")
Boys, from this point on all "long guns" will be parked at the front door.....if yours won't reach the bar, well you probably aren't man enough to be in here anyway!
After St. Patrick's Day, there is always Beltane....
When I sober up you are going to have to explain to me what the hell that *is*.....another ethnic holiday I never heard of????
Barkeep, keep the troops happy until 11:30 am, it's Sunday after all and we should show some reverence in keeping the noise level to a maddening din.
BTW, congrats to the party faithful (yeah dude, party) for making this an ass-ripping success and temporary holder of the NUMERO UNO spot on the much coveted SI "hot list". Yet another sign that life as we know it is nearing an abrupt end! (and I feel fine)
Whoopee!
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