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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1615)	2/28/1999 10:10:00 PM
From: Barney	of 2733

Whys: Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius. Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in. What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They are intended for children, but it is the men who end up playing with them. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock. Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at a party. Why did God made men before women? You need a rough draft before the final copy. Why is men's pee yellow and his sperm white? So he can tell if he is coming or going. How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet!!

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