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Pastimes : No Hands Just Prosthetic Devices

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To: Hubert Few who wrote (351)3/1/1999 10:57:00 AM
From: Art Hampton  Read Replies (2) of 368
 
>Drinks on the house!

Thanks again Hub, I don't drink. Used to though. Wives number 1 and number 2 have testified that I was quite entertaining. I didn't even have to pay them to testify! Paid them for other things. I'm just generous, I guess.

If you need any coaching on groveling or brown nosing, my rates are quite reasonable. Can't do it for free, you know. Have to keep up the payments to the wives.

OK, here's a teaser. Try saying something complimentary to a higher up you don't respect. Keep it honest, you don't want to lose your credibility. For example: "You know, I really admire your flexibility. I'll bet you learned that at a Federal honor farm." Try to engage the person in light conversation, such as: "I must say you've improved your personal hygiene tremendously in the past few months. Did you do that on your own?"

Enough free stuff for now.
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