HERE IS WONDERFUL NEWS YOU HAVE BEEN WAITIN FOR SO LONG!
Of course, being a persistent digger , I can now tell you the reason for the activity in UMSI's stock.
It can all be traced back to an incident
in an urologist's office last year.
A wife and husband noticed that the
man's penis was growing larger,and
stayed erect longer. First he was delighted, as was she. But several
weeks (and ten inches longer) the
man became concerned and the two
went to see the urologist.
After examining the husband. the
doctor said that his condition could
be rectified through corrective
surgery.
The wife anxiously asked the urologist:
"How long will he be on crutches?"
"Crutches?" responded the surprised
doctor.
"Well,of course," she said coldly.
"You ARE planning to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
I cannot tell you whether there
was a shortening or a lengthening in this case,but the urologist subsequently found out
that the remarkable growth had come
about when the man was scanned
by one of UMSI's Advanced Synergistic Scanners, some of which
are still being used.
I understand that a dozen or so similar cases have
now been reported .
You know what Viagra did for
Pfizer.
Baker and consorts need
some $ 50 millions to
develop PIS, (Penis Improvement Scanner) and , I hear, he will soon
contact all stockholders with a
special investment proposal.
Apart from substantial gains for
stockholders, they will also be entitled to
free treatment in the Baker Bozo PIS
Institute.
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Exciting news fellows!
We may still become UMPIS millionaires. (New name for Umsi)
And laugh at Viagra, to boot.
So Pfizer, move over. Here comes...... UMPIS |
