A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. The 7 year old was explaining that it was high time that the two of them began swearing.
When his little brother responded enthusiastically, the 7 year old hatched the plan, "when we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say'fat ass.'"
The 4 year old happily agreed. As the two boys were seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walked in and asked her older son
what he wanted for breakfast. The 7 year old replied, "Ah hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."
WHACK!!!, the surprised mother reacted quickly.
The boy ran upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner voice, the mother then turned to her younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"
"I don't know," the 4 year old blubbered, "but you can bet your fat ass it's not gonna be Cheerios." |
