A true story:
(The actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, >> and while there
went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some >> groceries. Several people noticed her sitting
in her car with the >> windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the
>> back of her head. One customer who had been at the store a while >> became concerned
after an hour, and walked over to the car. He noticed >> that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange. He >> asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been
shot in >> the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an >> hour. The
man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because >> the doors were locked and
Linda refused to remove her hands from her >> head. When they finally got in, they found that
Linda had a wad of >> bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had >>
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a >> gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When >> she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and >> thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly >>
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until >> someone noticed and came
to her aid.......And yes she was a blond.... |
