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Microcap & Penny Stocks : The Black Art of Making Money in Penny Stocks

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To: Elminster who wrote ()3/2/1999 10:46:00 PM
From: Elminster  Read Replies (1) of 131
 
Week 17: Amazing Penny Stock Pick!!

Dear Diary, the clan has found a really nice stock pick, this
one might just take the cake and surpass me <g>. Here's
the newsletter I sent to my minions, a little early, but I felt
it was justified to let the minions know of this spectacular pick.

The Black Art of Making Money in Penny Stocks Newsletter

New Stock Pick: DUNG

Hello gang, I just wanted to send out an early newsletter because it
was brought to my attention that "Milwaukee Monkey Manure
Incorportated" is in the process of securing additional financing from
a Prince in Egypt for 2 million dollars. The Prince is very
interested in investing in this new fertilizer company. The market
for this special fertilizer is growing very rapidly and the fertilizer
industry is starting to look at this. I feel our little company has a
technological advance in producing this unique "monkey manure".

This industry is estimated at 2.0 billion dollars! The company has
hired an outside firm to evaluate their test results and they have
confirmed that monkey manure makes grass grow 50% faster. The only
drawback is the monkey manure smells worse than regular fertilizer
when sprinkled on your lawn. I can assure you that these are minor
problems. The company has known about this for a long time, even from
early testing, the monkey dung smells bad.

Don't be alarmed, they found a solution. They are spraying generic
"perfume" on the pellets during manufacturing to mask the bad smell.
I have sampled the manure myself and it smells good. At any rate,
the Prince is going to purchase 2 million dollars worth of stock
and I suspect this will run up the stock. Get aboard this week
and lets take this stock for a ride!!

--Jonny Wadchuter
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