GIRLS NIGHT OUT - With A Financial Twist
The other day, three friends went to a ladies night club.
One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a
$10 bill. The dancer came over to us, my friend licked
the $10 and put it on his butt cheek. Not to be outdone,
the second friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls
the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on
his other butt cheek.
Still attempting to impress the rest of us, the first
friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back
over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one
of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on the
last lady.
What could she do to top that? She got out her wallet,
thought for a minute...and then the financial analyst
in her took over. She got out my ATM card, swiped it
down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and
went home. |
