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Pastimes : Jokes

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To: Hart who wrote (1641)3/3/1999 10:16:00 PM
From: Mad2  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
Redneck Computer Lingo
 

'Hard drive" Trying to climb a steep, muddy  hill with 3 flat tires and
pulling a trailer load of
fertilizer.
"Keyboard" Place to hang your truck keys. 
"Window" Place in the truck to hang your guns. 
"Floppy" When you run out of  Polygrip. 
"Modem" How you got rid of your dandelions. 
"ROM" Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" First word in a kiss-off phrase. 
"Reboot" What you do when the first pair gets covered  with barnyard
stuff.
"Network" Activity meant to provide  bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" Fuzzy, soft thing you  stuff in your beer bottle in order to
get a free case.
"LAN To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yer truck." 
"Cursor" What some guys do when they are mad at their  wife and/or
girlfriend.
"bit"  A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that  watermelon seed
across the porch
longways."
"digital control"  What Yer fingers do on the TV remote.
"packet" What you  do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
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