My Dear Thomas,
The women of DAR are no longer sex objects, clad in minute scraps of material parading endlessly and mindlessly through the fantasies of your midnight posts. No--we now choose to be women of the intellect, women of mighty thoughts and deeds. We have been liberated by the womanchild Monica and her thong. (It was an ugly thong as thongs go, bearing no resemblance to the works of art you brought from Malaysia to the Coven)We no longer desire to attract and seduce men with our bodies, but wish to be appreciated for our brilliant minds and noble actions, like Hillary and Janet Reno.
Perhaps loveslave is no longer an appropriate term for our arrangement. It makes me look so carnal and shallow. A woman of my mollinimous sapience and dignity should have-- a knight errant, a cavalier, a gallant.
Although, I won't tear up your contract just yet, because, really, we don't know what Janet and Hillary have on under their power suits. |
