john,
You are correct that there are many negative arguments against DELL. MD unloading his stake is just one of the many. If that's slinger turds, so be it. You must be the Bear Hunter.
The Bear Hunter
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There
was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around
to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "You've
got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have
rough sex." John decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, John soon
recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on
another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a
huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said:
"That was a huge mistake, John. You've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."
Again, John thought it was better to comply. Although
he survived again, it would take several months before
John finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to
the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot
it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on
his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear said: "Admit it, John, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you?" |
