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To: MrsNose who wrote (1632)	3/4/1999 11:29:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	of 2733

Size matters ********************************************************************* 3 Midgets are in a bar arguing. "I have the smallest hands in the world!" says the first. "I have the smallest feet in the world!" says the second. "I have the smallest penis in the world!" bragged the third. The bartender eventually gets annoyed and says, "Enough is enough! Tomorrow you all go down to the Guiness Book of World Records and find out where each of you stands!" They all do. The first midget returns to the bar with a trophy "smallest hands in the World" and a check for $5,000. The second returns to the bar with a trophy "smallest feet in the World" and a check for $5,000. The third returns in a terrible mood, stomps into the bad and hollers, "Who in the hell is Al Gore???? ********************************************************************* PSN

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