Well, well, well...
Look who came out of hibernation! <ggg>
not believing that Laz is sending a fruitcake to mom for her birthday...AGAIN!
And so what is wrong with fruitcake as a birthday gift??? I mean. after all, it does have many uses. Here are some that I just happened to find...
TOP 10 USES FOR HOLIDAY FRUITCAKES:
10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.
8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.
7. Use as railroad ties.
6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
4. Use instead of cement shoes.
3. Save for next summer's garage sale.
2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
1. Two words: pin cushion.
On top of that, I can think of a couple of others: tire blocks, boat anchors, door stops, free weights, yard decorations (instead of concrete animals), fence material, and something good to throw at E! when she gets out of control! <ggg> Hell, if it hits, it might even get your attention - MOM would probably like that... A LOT!
Besides, the fruitcake has a rich tradition... check out this link:
verinet.com
(BTW... that word is "sacred" - not "scared" - LOL!)
Lazarus, not believing E! would dare vilify the fruitcake! |
