Congratulations to all bulls great and small who have come from around the world to gather in the green pastures outside of Austin Texas.
In celebration of a historic event, the 5th Dell split in 39 months,
which seems to be a new record.
Despite the relentless pursuit of bears, who have:
Set fires at the launch pad
Shot at the Mother ship
Tried to hijack or derail the Dell trains
Torpedo the Dell cruise liner
Prayed for rain on the numerous parades and parties
Crash one of Kembles barbeques
Puncture our beautiful ballon
Or just generally been a pain in the neck
The defence lines have wavered but never broken.
We are honored by the presence today of many surviving veterans Among them:
Pat Mc Daniel
Paul Rueben
Rosemary
David Weis
Jim Kelley
John Koligman
John Hauser
Meathead
Rudedog
Joe Protenko
And even Victoria Gates, MD ( who is much the same as ever)
And finally Rob Grogg the founder of Dell SI, and the honorable Mr Three(aka.jbn3, aka Bachman, aka Alison's other)
All have stood firm and resolute in the face of flaming attacks
by fierce and infamous bears- Candlestick, Steve,Hank and Hank,
Flamethower, JP., LT.,and others.
But the red sun has set on the Sea of Japan,where the market is up 5%. All other countries are up but three.The NAS is up 3300.
Dell, Intel and Yahoo are running green.....
Lookouts have been posted this morning to warn of marauding bears
and the bear traps have been reset and freshly baited with dead crows.
Let the festivities begin with a final farewell to the bears.
alaike.lcc.hawaii.edu
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