bought 5000 more yesterday with Grandma's money.
She told me she put off "instant gratification" for 90 years
on the premise that good things come to people who wait.
Well, now she's alone, having outlived all her friends, found
out in "her" experience, good things did NOT come by waiting,
so now she want's some "instant gratification."
I told her, "couldn't you be gratified by some instant oatmeal instead"?......She wouldn't hear of it, so she poked around
under her worn mattress, gave me her life savings of $7500
and told me to go buy that damn MRPS so she could finally
get some "Instant Gratification".
When I told her there may be no news at noon, or price may
go down and she might have to hold "long-term", she got
really angry and said, "Boy, I may not be around for a long
term hold" so either I get my "Instant" or I'm gone.
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