Hey Unc. I think I've got the perfect spot for you at the wedding reception.
Here's the band that will be playing during the last half of the reception: members.aol.com
Here's where you fit in-- Remember your stock market version of "Hey Jude"? {hey dude,,,,,,,,,,,make me glad,,,,,,,,,,,,take my sad stocks,,,,,,,,,,,and make them be-et-et-ter). Well, you can drink about 12 beers and then go on stage and sing your song (but pleeeeease no "Lolipop Kids").
But remember, if you accept this offer, you will be considered part of the "hired help" and so you will probably be put on clean-up duty afterward while I'm busy flying to the Caribbean. ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your payment will be the 12 free beers and maybe a chance to dance with the bride if I'm in a giving mood.
BTW, if you listen to the sample songs on the website above, you'll hear my high-school buddy Dave doing the singing. Killer voice!
-Roberto |
