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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi
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To: Justin C who wrote (18478)3/6/1999 9:54:00 PM
From: JF Quinnelly  Read Replies (2) of 71178
 
Dear Dr Rambi,

Joyce Brothers once said that suicidal people suffer from "a profound lack of imagination." This confuses me, as I have a vivid imagination, a bottle of Scotch and a bottle of pills.
Vincent

Dear Vincent,

Joyce Brothers is a fool: suicidal people are just plain nuts. They kill themselves, you dimwit! What the hell does imagination have to do with it? I'll tell you: nothing!! And you, Vincent, are one of those same pathetic losers: quit wasting my time with your whiny self-pity, and your drivel about your precious imagination. Swallow those pills. Drink that Scotch. You'll be doing Natural Selection a favor, weeding out another crazy bastard.

your pal,
Dr Rambi
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