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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Barney who wrote (1718)3/9/1999 12:32:00 PM
From: treetopflier  Read Replies (3) of 2733
 
Fellow jokers, we've always known we are brilliant -- now the proof!

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted, its is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the
herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,
kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

(time for some brain cleansing...hic)

ttf
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