While we wait for events to unfold I thought some psychological comfort might be in order...
Effective Daily Affirmations
> * As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can get in touch
> with my Inner Sociopath.
> * I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels
> of suspicion and paranoia.
> * I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that
> are someone else's fault.
> * I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of
> course, I want to stay employed.
> * In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
> * Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over
> others.
> * My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.
> * I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even
> more.
> * I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no
> personality at all.
> * Joan of Arc heard voices too.
> * I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious,
> self-righteous people around me.
> * I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and
> complain.
> * As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they
> reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
> * When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But
> not nearly as gratifying.
> * The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do
> nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
> * All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and
> disgusting parts.
> * I am at one with my duality.
> * I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.
> * Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with
> imaginary fears.
> * I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and
> local laws.
> * Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no
> sweeter words than "I told you so."
> * False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
> * A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
> * Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching
> TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.
> * Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it
> worrying about the future?
> * The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy
> is working.
> * I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
>
> * Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step -
> blaming my parents.
> * To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like
> I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
> * To understand all is to fear all.
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