When I saw what GNET's doing today while Techstock '99 gives a roar I had to think, "Well If Jed called me a Gazillionaire, then what does he call Himself?" Jed wouldn't wear a Stetson while hiking around on his land planning One After 909's! He needs one of them battered black high-crown soft-brim hillbilly hats to think in while he surveys all them Mountain wildernesses & domiciles of his'n. Goes with his style - the
levis, running shoes, yeller dogs, bigass Blazer with ski racks. And if Wolverton Mountain ever becomes oceanfront property like the scaremongers say, well, Jed's prepared to go surfin'.
TODAY FROM TECHSTOCK '99 - (switch your radio on, Jed) Performed by The Original Jordanaires with GNET BAND Back-up...
JEDS SONG -
<< "Wanna tell y'all a story 'bout a man named Jed,
(A Mountaineer Whose Family likes to wear designer threads),
While surfin' on the Internet a-gapin' at some food,
A New Pore-Tall inclined him to a stock-inspectin' mood -
(GNET, that is).
So when Jed said "I wannabe a Stratosphillionaire,
Owner of these mountains and a spreadin' out from there",
He got ahold his parchment, old respected Company names,
Traded some of 'em for GNET, 'cuz he SAW it's future fame.
(From New Kid to Level One Internet in about year, that is)."
And now give a listen to a great banjo solo from the GNET BAND!
After which, that Jordainaires guy with the froggy basso voice sez,
"Highflyin' GNET, #1 Pore-Tall, The Internet Stock Du Jour!
Come on in. Set a spell. Take yer shoes off.
Y'All come back now, hear?!">>
Give a holler.
Joanie |
