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To: successor who wrote (5440)	3/9/1999 6:33:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (2) of 19700

OFF TOPIC succsessor (if indeed that is your real name): One of my associates has reminded me that you have failed to complete the new member survey. Please take a few moments and answer accurately. INSTRUCTIONS: As a New Member, you appear to be having trouble with investment analysis and presenting your point of view in a manner that can be readily understood not only by participants on the thread you should be posting on, but all thread you post on. In order for the "regulars" to better understand your background, please supply the following information. Each correct answer is 5 points. Incorrect answers will have 10 points deducted. 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