BUMPER STICKERS WE'D JUST LOVE TO SEE ...
Could you drive any better if I shoved
that cell phone up your ASS?
If you can read this, I can slam on my
brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks
you're an asshole
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
You're just jealous because the voices are
talking to me and not you!
DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES.
JESUS SAVES . . . They Pass It To Gretzky . . .
He Shoots.. He..Scores!
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow
up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal
to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots....I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do
with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and
spill your drink.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry....
Then things get worse.
Friends help you move. Real friends help
you move bodies.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
and the #1 bumper sticker of the week......
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
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