The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
The wingspan of a Boeing 747 jet is longer than the Wright Brothers' first flight.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people that understand it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
I wash everything on the gentle cycle. It's much more humane.
The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing respectable.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?"
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
There are three ways to get something done... Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid you kids to do it.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
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