It Can't Hold 55
(by Kippy Hagar)
One hand on the mouse and one on the phones, hey!
Well, there's too much DRAM, too many loans, whoa!
So I plant some barely-legal "news"
Well, baby, Merrill Lynch come and upgrades the nets again!
Did a pump-and-dump from 75
Sector rotation gonna eat you alive
Sold my stock when it started to dive
It can't hold 55! Oh No!
Uh!
So I sling my bull at R&S, hey!
Yeah Stover said, "Kip, just one more...
We're gonna fly your ass to the last tout-fest"
Looked me in the eye, said, "You lie the best!"
I said, "Yea!, Oh yea!"
Tout it up to 65
Get Fido out before twenty-five
Help Dan unload, all that jive
It can't hold 55!
Oh, no!
It ain't like '95!
It ain't like '95!
It ain't like '95!
It ain't like '95!
Uh! |
