To hell with Tarantino, I say put those things down on FinalDraft and submit them to an agent. Better yet, children's books.
Now don't laugh. We have a book here called "The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Stories" (that's Mr. Stinky Cheese Man on my profile page) and young Master Luke loves the stories.
The Stinky Cheese Man keeps saying, "Run run run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Stinky Cheese Man!" But nobody will chase him, because he stinks.
As a side note, I'm wondering about that dude that went to the movies anticipating Very Big Trouble.
"I'm takin' my pistola, just in case somebody starts yappin"..."
Seems like he might have just stayed at home. That's what I would have done I think. Or at the very least, notify the management that he didn't want any Very Big Trouble.
I used to be a motion picture machine operator (that's what they call 'em in the union). If I were running the movie and heard that blast, I would have freaked. Transformer blew up or something.
One time I was showing a movie called "Vanishing Point". Long time ago. There is a part of the movie where there the movie "stops" and the film gets "caught in the projector" and "burns up". It's part of the movie. Let me tell you, if you are a projectionist and you see that, you sit up real straight, then you jump up real fast. I saw it. Then I looked at the machine...running fine...no problem...what the #^@$%#$%???????
Good thing I was loaded. |
