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Pastimes : Hot Tubbers Anonymous

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To: Claudia Benson who wrote (394)3/11/1999 4:21:00 PM
From: Jim Burnham  Read Replies (1) of 13724
 
ALL my jokes

ALL your jokes??? How careless of you not to back up your jokes. <g>

Last Call

A man was sitting dejectedly at a bar when a friend entered, slapped
the man on the back and drank the seated fellow's drink. The seated
man began to cry.

Awww! I'm sorry," he said. "I was just teasing. I'll buy you
another drink."

"No, you don't understand! My son died two weeks ago and my wife was
so upset she left me. I was laid off last week and expect a
foreclosure on the house soon. In addition, my doctor tells me I
have a disease which will weaken me over the next few years but won't
kill me for many years. Things look so dark that I decided to kill
myself. Now you've waltzed in and drank my poison."

Jim
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