> A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
> HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at
> him, looks down and says,"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3
pound
> left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
> The small guy faints and falls to the floor. The big dude
> kneels down
> and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him,
> "What's wrong with you?"
> In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but
> what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
> The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and
> figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks
> me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left
testicle, 3
> pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
> >
> The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around.'"
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