" A Medical Nightmare"
I was working in my lab late one night.
When my eyes beheld a horrible sight
My doctor, engineers and researchers too
Were all posting a thread, information to view
Research, development, and production askew.
We are devoting our energy to threading you see
So that all could be informed about what was to be
My humor was waning, my wallet too
Be grateful they said "were doing it for you"
Information is needed, not product you fool
No need to produce an emergency medical tool
My brow was all sweaty, what had they done
Hard work, research, production was no fun
Streaming out info they said, "is what we do best"
Keeping investors informed, "we are up to the test".
I pleaded and beg but to no avail
They were all threading and linking, no more snail mail
The sounds of the connections, servers galore
Finally woke me from this data furor.
My team was intact, my goals alive and well
As we all settled back in to our medical shell.
Production quite soon, profits too
As all on the thread see success in view
At last I can continue with my team at my side
For life saving technology does "Fill you with Pride"
And to all that have wondered what I think of a thread
I can assure you, positively, that it is not something I dread
It is after all but one method of choice
As we all need to have some message to voice
But my bad dream has reminded me then and still
That with out the Investor, goals would be hard to fulfill
So to all, please forgive us, and we promise to be
A little more informative, and yes, on the tread for all to see.
Michael W. Jacobs, Thread bare combatant
To Jack, Lor, and all please forgive my attempt at humor.
When you're in the trenches it helps. |
