Well, I did it. I scared the shinola out of some poor woman I don't know.
Here's how it happened: I went to the store. Nothing happened, that is not the scary part. Well, it is scary, because everything has sugar and chemicals in it, but not this kind of scary.
When I came out, I went back to my car. When I got to my car, I was surprised to see a strange woman sitting in the driver's seat! I guess I got a funny look on my face, because she got a funny look on her face, like she was scared. I'm not scary looking. I used to be, but not any more. I had to think fast about why she would be scared if she were sitting in my car. She didn't look like a car thief to me. Car thieves are men, I think.
Then I realized that it was not my car, it was her car. I apologized profusely, felt stupid, and went to my car, which was 2 cars away from her car. If you were not paying attention, they could look identical.
She was OK after that. Now it seems funny to me.
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