now you are talking like tex........
Talk : Misc (General) : SPARK's STOCKS GUARANTEED TO GO UP TO $10. OR HIGHER
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To: Spark (26 )
From: Robert B. Friday, Mar 12 1999 4:12PM ET
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Spark, Mah stock pick's other than Jeff's is all on over $10. So on account o' ah doesn't haf a stock pick, I'll give yo' some wo'ds of wisdom, dawgone it...
A herd of buffalo kin move only as fast as th' slowess buffalo. When th' herd is hunted, it is th' slowess an' weakess ones at th' back thet is killed fust. This hyar natural seleckshun is fine fo' th' herd as a whole, on account o' th' juneral speed an' health of th' whole group keeps improvin' by th' regular killin' of th' weakess members. In much th' same way, th' hoomin brain kin only operate as fast as th' slowess brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but natcherly it attacks th' slowess an' weakess brain cells fust. In this hyar way, regular cornsumpshun of beer eliminates th' weaker brain cells, makin' th' brain a faster an' mo'e efficient machine.
Have a great weekend, cuss it all t' tarnation.
-Rob
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