I believe that you are receiving psychic signals from long departed Wall street legends (such as Jesse Livermore and Bernard Baruch) who are seeking to "channel" their current picks through you. This is not unusual. I spoke with a woman once from Hatpin, Missouri who spent most of her waking hours trying to establish interstate psychic contact with Warren Buffett, the Sage of Omaha. After several futile attempts, Buffett appeared to her in a dream, in which he instructed her to buy "only stocks that go up." This advice completely changed her life, and she is so successful that now she's known as the Sage of Hatpin, Missouri.
There are some who maintain that unexplained intuitions regarding stocks (but not bonds, for some reason) are planted in our minds by extraterrestrials who wish to "dabble" in the market but could not directly do so without causing everyone in the market to automatically follow their picks; needless to say, Mr. Greenspan would then be forced to warn against market moves based on "interplanetary exuberance", and E*Trade would crash amid rumors that the aliens were planning to set up RoswellTrade.com, a service which could execute trades retroactively, thus ensuring profits. But I digress.
So, yes, if I were you I would buy ZD today, but not on martian...er, margin. Good luck. |
