I'd like to imagine that you posted this to me because of my comment on the division of the sexes. Your post referenced several suggestions for spiffing up the ever-more-common The message you requested does not exist. You, a male, suggest replacing it with a .wav file, something graphic like a toilet flushing. CatLady, a female, suggests replacing it with haiku. cOUSIN SHORTY, a giant reptile from Outer Space, suggests an even better Haiku, one of great wit (last line - "Is that seventeen?"). And there we have it, folks, the division of the sexes and the species.
I would like to see honesty:
The message you requested has been banished.
The message you requested has been vanished.
The message you requesed has been erased.
The message you requested has been censored.
The message you requested has been eradicated.
The message you requested has been re-educated.
The message you requested has been historically revised.
We are keeping our eyes on you, too.
Remember, if you ask too many questions, you can be erased. |
