Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy
standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's
standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to
himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to
help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure,
I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red
bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and
reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it
for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts
it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with you?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't
know, but I ain't touching it."
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