Tsk, tsk.
It seems that one of Freddy's internet buddies has gone and offed himself:
post-gazette.com:80/regionstate/19990314Kangas3.asp
"Steve Kangas" was an interesting example of the paranoid left, and naturally sounded like any number of Clinton Administration stooges who see right-wing conspiracies lurking in every shadow. I, of course, did my best to heighten his mania and make him froth at the mouth. I have a fine collection of invective filled e-mails from Kangas that attest to my skill.
Apparently the gun-control advocating Kangas bought himself a handgun and set out in pursuit of Richard Mellon Scaife, whom the paranoid left have elected as their Hate Object of the Decade now that Reagan has left the scene. Hiding in a bathroom near Scaife's Pittsburgh office, Kangas lay in wait with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and a copy of Mein Kampf. We can only guess what went wrong with the assassination plan in the Pittsburgh toilet: it's possible that he shot himself entirely by mistake. It's also possible that Kangas experienced a sudden flash of insight, probably while passing a stool, and in a rare burst of good judgement offed himself. Well, I say we should celebrate Steve's last exercise of Choice, and in honor of his political views we should declare this a Late Term Postnatal Self Abortion. Good shooting, Steve!
The new, more compassionate, Freddy |
