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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK
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To: Neocon who wrote (38623)3/16/1999 4:09:00 AM
From: Dwight E. Karlsen  Read Replies (1) of 67261
 
Neocon, you've hit on it! Daniel "Danny Boy" Schuh is really James Carville. And that's not all: Carville is Clinton.

Clinton's multiple personalities are trapped in different people's bodies! OMG! We have a new medical disorder here, and we didn't even realize it! These people need counseling and medication! We need Algore to assume the Presidency! I humbly suggest that Algore issue the following Executive Orders:

E.O. [1]: Forbid employers from discriminating against these unfortunate victims of MPMBD (Multiple Personalities, Multiple Bodies Disorder).

E.O. [2]: Direct Congress to provide federal funding for new research into possible treatments for MPMBD. Suggested starting amount of $2 billion.

E.O. [3]: Meanwhile, Congress should immmediately pass an emergency "prozac voucher" bill, so that none of these sufferers are denied their rightful treatment, soley due to being economically challenged.

E.O. [4]: Direct a minimum of five major Federal agencies to launch a $4 billion public education campaign, to educate the public on the proper displays of sensitivity to the unfortunate sufferers of MPMBD.

E.O. [5]: Form a Presidential Task Force consisting of attorneys dedicated to determining in whose name to put a medical aid fund. e.g., does it go in Clinton's, Carville's, or Schuh's name? Or if/since they're all the same person, albeit trapped in various bodies, maybe it doesn't matter?
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