It's not a smart thing to do when you're drinking and driving.
That's true. But it can be fun. Really fun. Try it!
You could, you know. You could find some spot that was not on public property, like an abandoned airstrip or something. Then, go to Town and rent a 1970 Roadrunner 440 Six Pack. If they don't have one, any Mopar with a Six Pack will do. Make sure you get an automatic transmission. Wear some comfortable shoes. (The Six Pack, in this case, is a carburator arrangement, not beer.)
Then, get some good booze, and wait till just before dark, when it's nice and cool. Try to go from zero to 110 before you back off on the accel-o-rader.
Put Ammo and SeeDubya in the back seat for weight, and you be havin' some Big Fun, trust Mr. Mighty Chicken. |
