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I want some info on spud-guns, please. I want to injure, slightly, but not permanently, a kitty cat. Name of Tigger. He belongs to the awful people who live around the corner, the ones that used to have the "eat shit" bumper sticker until you-know-who pulled it off at 3:30 a.m. one fine summer's eve. ("How's My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"!) Being awful people, they haven't had him altered, and he is coming into my yard, spraying, and beating up my altered kitty cats. So, I hope that I have satisfied you that he is at least as worthy of spudding as your perfectly harmless, albeit obnoxious crows. (Have you tried Crow Oil? For the rusty "Caw-Caw"?) |
