>>>>>when Skippy(my brother) and I were about 10<<<<<
Wait, don't tell me, you really have an Evil Twin Skippy? This is kinda like meeting the Tooth Fairy, well, today is St. Patrick's Day, so I'll say, this is kinda like meeting a leprechaun! Mirabile dictu! (Gesundheit!)
*Foo-foos.* That's what we called farts When We Were Young. When I was older, the song "Little Bunny Foo-foo" affected me differently than others, shall we say.
I have learned the hard way that one cannot pretend anything doesn't exist in a houseful of boys, it's better not to even possess anything one doesn't want to have paraded in front of oneself, at best, and a host of others, at worst. Ben-Wa balls taught me that. And yes, I am perfectly capable of saying, "Oh, nothing, dear," while snatching whatever-it-was out of Nick's (it's always Nick) hands. Or simply glaring and saying, "It's a lady thing," which causes him to relinquish it as if it were on fire. |
