Pinky's Tailing Box St. Patrick's Day Edition--(part 1)...
There once was this guy called Greenspan
Who M-1, 2, and 3 up he ran.
As the money supply doubled,
The stock market bubbled,
Why not buy all the tulips you can?
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It's a leprecaun--get him!
Always after me Unlucky Charms--
yellow gold
green investors
pink sheets
Tragically injudicious
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From the Tailing Box...
Dear Pinky's Tailing Box,
What do you think of the Irish punt? --Boggled
Dear Boogled,
The Irish kicking squad could be better. --Whirlwind
Dear Whirlwind,
Is there really a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? --Little Susie
Dear Little Susie,
IMF the school of Hard Knox and I GATA say that FRB it from me to give false hope, NAFTA the latest fizzled metals rally, I say no. --Whirlwind
Dear At a Bottom Now for Gold,
Zappa fell 3 cents today--what happened? --Liam O'Dreary
Dear Liam,
The leprecaun Al Gerry caught on Friday got away before he could make it tell him where the gold was. --Whirlwind |
