Thanks, Gaugie. I knew I could count on you, Mr. Vegan-Soft-hearted-Lover-of-All-Creation. That's why I asked you and not the other bad boys. I will use the Supersoaker, instead. Can I put something smelly in the water, like fleur du lavender or eau-de-cologne? (Actually, I have never deliberately injured an animal in my life. Although I have thrown snowballs at Tigger.)
I will give careful consideration to "kidnapping" Tigger. It would be very easy, he thinks he belongs here, or at least he did until I started throwing snowballs at him. Sometimes my mother mistakenly lets him in for dinner with the rest of the cats, he is almost identical to my baby Henry, but he doesn't have a white kisser, and of course he is smellier.
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Too bad about the Bumper Sticker, First Amendment Dude. Zero tolerance for obscene bumper stickers where my kids can see them, the Self-Righteous Ninja Zealot censored that puppy.
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>>>>>>On the way down here a sheriff wanted to search my car. I was parked at a rest area. I told him no. He says, "You know what that makes me think, don't you?" "The answer is no."<<<<<
Good man! I am proud of you. On your way back, can you take a different route? |
